Penis 101, "How To Speak It"

[08:52] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): A penis is more of a muscle with a universal hole.
[08:52] Kunami Eilde: if it was universal
[08:52] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): Gravity generally revolves around it.
[08:52] Kunami Eilde: you could talk through it
[08:52] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): hah
[08:52] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): I can
[08:52] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): It's called sign language
[08:52] Kunami Eilde: O.O
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): It knows a few words.
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): "I'm Sad"
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): "I'm Happy"
[08:53] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): Hah.
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): "Fuck off"
[08:53] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): .... xd
[08:53] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): What about "I'm cold!"
[08:53] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): :3c
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): LOL
[08:53] Kunami Eilde: what about, wear a blanket
[08:53] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): That's the same as the I'm Cold or wet one.
[08:54] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): Well, there's a difference between warm and cold wet
[08:54] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): u c.
[08:54] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): The pubes help to determine if its wet
[08:54] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): They get darker when wet
[08:54] Kunami Eilde: what?
[08:54] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): Yup
[08:54] Kunami Eilde: Ive learned so much today
[08:54] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): This is Penis 101, How to speak our languages.
[08:55] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): I guess!
[08:55] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): More like identify the language.
[08:55] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): I don't think she can speak it. :c
[08:55] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): Penises can wave too.
[08:55] Kunami Eilde: yeah
[08:55] Kunami Eilde: Ive seen meat spin
[08:55] Ketsugo (hiro.ketsugo): They can imitate helicopters!
[08:55] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): Meet spin is different.
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): That's the signal for calling a helicopter.
[08:56] Kunami Eilde: Lol~
[08:56] Kunami Eilde: imagining it now
[08:56] Kunami Eilde: XD
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): xD
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): Jumping up and down
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): the penorz spins
[08:56] Kunami Eilde: create your own propulsion! fly away!
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): The helicopter pilot sees the penis spinning
[08:56] Sir Val Ents (god.emerald): And instantly knows where to land